How these came about is now a mystery, as someone lost the memo.
K.M. = Amber Chunky Globes.
M.S. = The Gyration Croatian Sensation.
Mac = Puddin' (cause "you're so sweet") or Lesbian Trapped in Male Body*
B.H. = (my) Fake Wife.
Large % of customers this week = Cranky Bi-Polar Eccentric Helpless Fuckos with Occasional Hottie.
Stay tuned; I am sure changes and additions to follow.
*Does anyone know what comedian originally used this in their stand up??? Steve Martin? Stephen Wright?