Monday, September 18, 2006

A great ending to a blah day

After leaving a blah day at work, I turn the corner, and walk down the block to my car.

That's when someone from an apartment window on high fucking spits on me.

A huge watery white foamy gushing splat of spit all down my arm.

I hate people sometimes.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

I will not go out tonight

...................................Crap. I think I'm going out tonight.

(In honor of the Timeless Thirsty Thursday)

Friday, September 01, 2006

Always read the label

It's a nasty surprise when you mix citrus-flavored vodka and lemon-flavored tonic, take a huge first gulp, and only then realize you've accidentally bought lemon-flavored water.