Thursday, August 11, 2005

Might not be the best music for this

I'm nervously (and in total vain) typing up a plea/argument for Full-time status to present to my Assistant Store Manager. Even though I know this is going to go over like a lead balloon, now is the time to throw it out with hope as one Full-timer is stepping down to Part-time status. The spot this opens is probably not to be filled at all, but I need to at least try just for my own sake, just to know I tried.

Interestingly, though, I am listening to N.W.A.'s Straight Outta Compton. Probably not the best soundtrack to listen to as try to type up a Corporate Cracker sounding paper. I might slip up:

"Fuck you, Strawberry, give me what I want, or I'll slap you with 9 inches of limp dick!"

That'd be bad.


Arsh said...

So! What happened? Did you get full-time status???

The VelvetHellvis said...

I'm drunk and posting on your site now! Weeeeeeeeeeeee! Burp! You're a great writer. I like that.

Mac said...

I don't know about the Full-time...*shakes his magic 8 Ball*

="Outlook does not look good"

Won't get told no, I mean find out anything until early September...maybe.

Mac said...

Aaaww, first drunk blogger comment, thanks, that's cute ha ha ha!

I return the eloquent belch!