I'm feeling weird lately (and by lately, I probably mean, since 1979).
Looking. Scanning strangers eyes. Possibility for Temporary Connection? No.
Sadly, as a simple man, the solution for most of my problems is simple: I just need a $1500 G.F.E. to get me to the next level.
Feel free to click the Paypal button to donate to the fund in order to get me this Temporary, Momentary Relief. And add any Chicago recommendations in the comments section.
(Has it really come to the point to change my name to "John"? Ha ha ha (?))