Boy, all this financial trouble sure sounds bad. It's really a good thing I'll only be marginally affected--wait, what is that you say? Goldman Sachs?!?
Shit, you here that screaming whoooshing sound? Yeah, that's the sound of my 401K dropping into an abyss!
Mother-fucker!
Well, let's hope the Sach sacks-up; because, if I have to live much more frugally, I'll be eating dirt and drinking my own pee.
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