Boy, all this financial trouble sure sounds bad. It's really a good thing I'll only be marginally affected--wait, what is that you say? Goldman Sachs?!?
Shit, you here that screaming whoooshing sound? Yeah, that's the sound of my 401K dropping into an abyss!
Well, let's hope the Sach sacks-up; because, if I have to live much more frugally, I'll be eating dirt and drinking my own pee.