- my old, large black lounging-around-not-leaving-the apartment glasses
- a spring/summer black robe covered in cat hair (thank you, Lilly)
- Guinness string sleepwear pants (again, with the cat hair)
- no socks
- blue slippers that are falling apart
- and a white t-shirt with a hole in the collar, with picture of a green iguana crawling across a print of a pocket (bought over a decade ago in some Salvation Army Store)
Apparently, I have given up all hope.